I Just Want to Freeload on Your Luck - Chapter 65
The day they left for Sanya.
There were only two hours left before they had to leave for the airport. Mingxi was still changing clothes in a hurry.
“Quick, Xi ge, do you think this one looks good?”
Fu Yangxi was holding a cup of coffee while squatting in front of the TV, fiddling with the switch with the crooked handle. Hearing the sound of the bedroom door opening and closing, he raised his head subconsciously.
The moment he raised his head, his hand shook, and all the coffee spilled out.
“You- Are you sure you want to wear this?!”
Fu Yangxi’s ears were so red that it looked like blood was dripping out of them.
Mingxi was extremely excited. “Is there something wrong with this? I checked the temperature over there. It’s now over 30 degrees, so it must be as hot as summer!”
She was wearing a sleeveless short dress with daisy patterns. Her collarbone could fit coins and her two pale legs were slender and long.
Seeing that Fu Yangxi was looking over, she pulled at the door frame, shifting her long black hair over her shoulder. She excitedly did a few poses that could be used as for car models.
Fu Yangxi felt very anxious, so anxious that there were ants crawling in his heart.
He didn’t even bother to wipe the coffee on the floor. “Wait, aren’t these pants too short? Will you accidentally expose yourself? And why is there no fabric on the shoulders? Won’t the top fall off? What if it falls?”
“It’s a dress, not pants!” Mingxi said helplessly. “I wore safety shorts, so why would I expose myself? Do you guys not know what safety shorts are?”
After she finished speaking, she came over, lifted a corner of her skirt, and showed Fu Yangxi the white shorts.
There was also a small Pikachu at the corner of the shorts.
Fu Yangxi: “…”
???
I’m dying. Little Mask is doing this intentionally, right??!
Mingxi added, “And this is a tube top dress. This style of dressing is very common. You should have seen a lot of it at banquets.”
Fu Yangxi never paid attention to whether the girls were wearing tube tops or tube bottoms. It was only today that he realized that girls can wear so little in summer.
No, it’s too little, isn’t it?
“No,” Fu Yangxi said. “I don’t think it looks good.”
Mingxi felt that he was acting very oddly. “What’s not good?”
Fu Yangxi stood up, stared at the dress on her body with a sad expression of ‘it’s not good anywhere’. He pointed to the flower on her stomach. “This flower, the print is crooked, it looks like a small belly. Also, this one is as yellow as an oil painting, and the color is too unattractive – it’s not your problem, Little Mask, it’s the dress that doesn’t match you.”
Mingxi is dying of anger. Small belly? How can I have a small belly?
She tugged at the dress on her body and looked at him suspiciously. “You can’t be the kind of silly straight guy who doesn’t feel happy when his girlfriend wears too little, right?”
“…No way?!” Fu Yangxi’s pale neck was red with guilt. “I’m just giving you advice. I don’t have any selfish thoughts at all!”
Mingxi looked down at her dress, wondering if it was because this 200 to 300 yuan dress that she got on Taobao was too cheap and had no sense of design?
“Then I’ll change into another one!”
Mingxi previously had the terminal illness sticking to her mind and she only focused on improving her luck and competition. However, everything is getting better now. Since she is going to play at the beach, of course she has to dress better.
She excitedly went back and continued to change into several pieces.
In the end—
“So-so.”
“The design is not good.”
“The hem of the skirt seems to be too small. I’m afraid that if you take too big of a step, you will trip on your feet and fall.”
…
All kinds of flaws were picked out by Fu Yangxi in a righteous manner.
If the major manufacturers were here, perhaps they would have united and beat Fu Yangxi up.
Mingxi was exhausted trying on clothes, so she couldn’t help dragging Fu Yangxi to her wardrobe, and said angrily, “Then which piece do you think is not a disaster to your eyes?”
Fu Yangxi glanced at her summer dresses. When he saw that one skirt was shorter than the other, his brows twitched.
He looked around. Finally, he took out her school uniform.
Mingxi: ?
Fu Yangxi looked down at her, raised his eyebrows solemnly and said. “Little Mask, why don’t you wear your school uniform? Pure and beautiful, it is definitely the most beautiful scenery by the sea. The people staring at you will line up from the beach to the opposite of the ocean.”
Mingxi said, “…Leave.”
Fu Yangxi suddenly felt that something was not right. He asked coldly, “Wait, Little Mask, why do you want to dress up so well?”
Mingxi also replied quickly, “Hehe, to see if there are any handsome guys.”
??? Fu Yangxi’s eyes suddenly went wide. He threw the school uniform and clothes hanger on the bed, his handsome face full of exasperation. He reached out and pinched Mingxi’s face. “Come here, Zhao Mingxi.”
“Hahahaha.” Mingxi quickly slipped away.
In the end, Fu Yangxi compromised and asked Mingxi to pack a few long dresses with straps into the suitcase.
Seeing Mingxi happily packing up straw hats, sunscreen and other things, Fu Yangxi’s little bird was crying. He comforted himself, straps are fine, at least she’ll be covering her legs.
However, the two were still wearing down jackets when they set off. After all, it was still snowing in A City.
Mingxi and Fu Yangxi stood in the cold wind, their breaths filled with freezing air, waiting for Xiao Li to dump the car out of the garage.
Fu Yangxi pushed two suitcases.
Meanwhile, Mingxi was empty-handed, carrying only a small bag on her back.
Her face was full of excitement. She pulled down the zipper again to check whether her ID and other items had been brought with her. “Shall we have a big seafood dinner? Do you have any allergies? I don’t have any, I can eat anything. I can’t dive. What should I do? Hey, I heard that there will be a bonfire party by the sea at night. By the way, what hotel did you book?”
It was the first time that Fu Yangxi saw such excitement from Little Mask. It was rare to see her babble so much, so the corners of his lips couldn’t help but curl up. “It’s the one from the show you watched—”
Mingxi looked at Fu Yangxi in shock. “?”
Fu Yangxi felt triumphant as he took out his mobile phone with one hand and showed Zhao Mingxi the information of the hotel he had booked.
NEXT PART STARTS HERE!
Zhao Mingxi watched a drama some time ago. The hero and heroine lived in a beautiful sea-view hotel. It had the best underwater hotel service. When you sleep at night, you can see dolphins swimming around.
At that time, Fu Yangxi took a glance at it when he passed by after taking a shower. He saw Zhao Mingxi staring at the actor in the TV series intently, and said that the actor was really good. His mood was: “…”
At this moment.
Mingxi leaned over and scrolled through his phone quickly with her fingers. Her eyes almost fell out of the sockets. “Poseidon Underwater Suite, 108,888 per night? Am I reading this right? One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand??? Fu Yangxi, are you crazy?!!”
Fu Yangxi: “…”
Why is it good when the male protagonist in the TV series does it, but when he does it, he’s crazy??
Little Mask, you can’t practice such extreme double-standards as a person.
Mingxi hurriedly said, “You should quickly ask for a refund. I don’t think it’s necessary to book such a good one, it’s too wasteful.”
“Is it too expensive?” Fu Yangxi said. “This is the first time I’ve taken you out to play. How many times can I have such firsts in my life? For booking the best hotel, getting the best service and experience, and being in the most wonderful mood, I think it’s actually very cheap.”
Mingxi: “…”
Mingxi suspected that he was showing off his wealth.
“So.” Fu Yangxi pointed at his cheek with a grim expression.
“Hahahaha.” Mingxi laughed hard. Then, she leaned over, wrapped her arms around his neck and gave him a firm kiss. “Xi ge, you are so handsome.”
Fu Yangxi’s ears turned red and his tail was about to shoot to the sky.
*
The plane arrived at around 5pm, and the two arrived at the hotel by the sea with their luggage.
Mingxi went crazy with joy as soon as she entered the room. She threw herself on the bed and rolled around. Then, she lied down beside the floor-to-ceiling glass panel and observed the colorful fish that were swimming around.
Fu Yangxi raised his eyebrows with a smile. He dragged her to the bathroom and told her to quickly take off her sweater and change into summer clothes, otherwise she might suffer from a heat stroke later.
It was typhoon season in Sanya recently, but the majority of typhoons have passed and the sky was clear.
Mingxi was wearing a long dress with straps. She pulled Fu Yangxi, who had changed into a flowery shirt, to go out. It was sunset, and the orange-red to purple fiery clouds were pressing on the sea. The blue sea hit the shore as many people ran barefoot on the beach.
Mingxi stood under the setting sun, her long hair and dress blown by the wind.
Fu Yangxi took a photo of her with the DSLR he brought and sent it to the group.
Fu Yangxi: “My wife is so pretty. :D”
Ke Chengwen, who was bored playing games at home: “…” F*ck.
After a while, Fu Yangxi was removed from the group chat by Jiang Xiuqiu.
…
The two went to the beach after having a huge seafood dinner. The sky darkened, and after playing with mud and sand, they were like two happy little lunatics. They originally planned to go back to the hotel to rest early, but they were dragged into the bonfire party by the people on the beach.
Mingxi was not good at drinking. In addition, she played like crazy again tonight. She was persuaded to drink several cans of beer by a couple she met next to her.
Fu Yangxi couldn’t stop her despite his best efforts.
So on this night, Fu Yangxi once again realized how terrifying a drunk Zhao Mingxi was.
He picked up the drunk Zhao Mingxi and walked to the hotel room.
Zhao Mingxi’s cheeks were flushed. She felt dizzy and her bright eyes were watery.
Under the street light, she wiggled wildly in his arms and asked fiercely, “What are you planning to do? Are you going to sell me for money?”
Fu Yangxi could die of happiness, because he had one hand supporting her neck while the other was holding her under her knees. Both his hands were occupied. He lowered his head, touched the tip of her nose with his own and said affectionately, “Yes, I’ll sell you to the most handsome guy in your class.”
Mingxi panicked. “??? You want to sell me to Jiang Xiuqiu? No, no, I refuse.”
Fu Yangxi: “…”
??? Fu Yangxi said angrily, “What the hell? Do you think Jiang Xiuqiu is the most handsome guy in your class?”
Wow, Little Mask. Yet you always say that I am the most handsome one.
Are you telling the truth after drinking now?
“No, I don’t want to be sold to Jiang Xiuqiu. He’s too much of a playboy.” Mingxi was still struggling, grabbing Fu Yangxi’s collar with both hands, and almost tore the short sleeves of the 232 yuan floral shirt she bought for him from Taobao.
Fu Yangxi was about to go mad with anger. He stopped, leaned over and put Mingxi on the swing by the roadside. “You have offended your partner now, you should reflect on it—”
Before he could finish speaking, Zhao Mingxi wrapped her cool arms around his neck again and begged in a low voice beside his ear, “Good person, sell me to Fu Yangxi.”
Fu Yangxi: “…”
Fu Yangxi stopped for a moment. Like red ink dripping into the water, his face turned red little by little.
His Adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed. He tried his best to hold back the numbness of his scalp from being stimulated by Zhao Mingxi’s breath in his ears. Then, he twisted his neck and said coldly, “Who is Fu Yangxi? Why should I sell you to him?”
Mingxi continued to hug his neck. She looked at him with hazy eyes and said, “He is the treasure in my heart.”
“…”
Fu Yangxi: F*ck.
Seriously, f*ck.
Zhao Mingxi’s soft words made his heart tremble.